Saturday joke

Lifted shamelessly from reddit:

Two cats, name One-two-three and Un-deux-trois are racing across a river.

Why will cat One-two-three win?

Because the Un-deux-trois cat sank….

Hint:  say it out loud.

Bonus joke:

Why do French cooks make an omelet from only one egg?

Because one egg is un oeuf!

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