Sunday’s joke

Shamelessly lifter from reddit:

Q: why DIDN’T Pascal cross the road?

A: because it was safer to assume that there would be a car.

While on the topic of logical fallacies:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a a whiskey.

The bartender asks:  “Would you like me to make it a double?”

Descartes considers it for a while and answers:  “I think not.”

Nobody has seen him since…

And since it is Sunday:

A Higgs Boson walks into a church.  The priest tries to shoo him out, because of all that irreverant ‘the God particle’ thing.  The Higgs Boson insists that he must stay:  “Without me, you cannot have Mass!”

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