Two talks: one before and one after the Draw Mohammed Day

 

Just for the record:  there was one Mohammed picture that was not a print, but an original painting.  In fact, it had been part of the Draw Mohammed Contest in Garland Texas.  It depicts Mohammed in the classical Marilyn Monroe pose to symbolize the harmoneous integration of Muslims into our Western society.

We are refugees, if you please!

An excellent and accurate description of the migrant situation in Europe, in terms even a  “progressive” might understand:

Proof that Western security forces are ‘racist’

OK – this is a bit of a departure for me:  I am going to use ‘progressive’ reasoning and statistics to prove, beyond any doubt, that our Western security forces are ‘racist’ and furthermore, that they are indulging in ‘racial profiling’.

Aside:  all terms used in this reasoning are done so in accordance with how they are used by ‘progressives’, without any regard to actual reality.  This is done to help the argument sound more realistic (as in, as if it were uttered by a ‘progressive’ and not implying in any way that it would be grounded in actual real life stuff).

Here we go:

After extensive (and expensive – we have a government grant for this) study of the crime statistics, we have uncovered the shocking fact that 100% of those arrested and tried for aiding and abetting DAESH (which has nothing to do with Islam, the religion of peace) are Muslims.

This is in stark contrast to the demographics that show that Muslims make up only 0.9% of the population of the USA, 3.2% in Canada, 5% in the UK, 10% in France, 5% (well, perhaps 10% by now) in Germany, and so on.

Clearly, there is a glaring difference between the relatively small % of the population in The West which is Muslim, and the 100% of Muslims being arrested for acts in support of the terrorist organization known as DAESH (which has nothing whatsoever to do with Islam, the religion of peace).

We therefore recommend that Western security apparatus employees be sent on sufficient sensitivity and cultural awareness training, perhaps lead by members of the oppressed group, until the % of Muslims arrested for actively supporting DAESH is more proportional to their demographic representation within the host country.  

Anything short of this is systemic racism and must be avoided at all costs.

QED

Did you like this glimpse into a progressive mind?

 

 

 

‘Falafel Jihad’

Sometimes, one has to laugh – or loose oneself to the doom or reality.

And since music is supposed to be a healing balm to the soul, I have, unusually for me, selected a musical number for you.

But, before I bring you Vegan Black Metal Chef’s ‘Falafel Jihad’, one little tidbit of information:  did you know that following how often people buy and eat falafel was one of the criteria used by the FBI to identify potential jihadists?

Strange, but true.  I wonder of VBMC knew this when he created this video:

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Comedians Won’t Perform at Colleges. No Joke.

Humour is a weapon against bullies and totalitarians:  this is why ‘cartoons’ have such power.

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