I think that I have the bestest, most perfectest husband ever possible.
Not only is he incredibly punny, he also says some of the sweetest things ever!
For example, one of his favourite sayings is:
Don’t pet the sweaty things!
OK, so his dyslexia may have something to do with it, but it carries much the same meaning as the original, don’t sweat the petty things, but with a lot more panache!
Another one of his sayings:
Strong like bull – smart like bag of hammers!!!
And, he pays me the sweetest compliments ever! Just the other day, he told me that I was 3 standard deviations from the mean!!! What could be sexier than that?
And today, he called me ‘his personal Wikipedia’!
Did I ever mention that Aspie-to-Aspie marriages tend to be the happiest and most long lasting ones?
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