‘Global Warming’ is a problem. As is ‘Anthropogenic Climate Change’. And the ‘Greenhouse Effect’. Yet, new hope is dawning on the horizon – and it may soon help all of us responsible people to solve these serious, man-made problems. I just glimpsed it, and thought it so important I am breaking into the ‘Aspergers’ chain of posts in order to let you about it!
No, there has not been a new breakthrough in science, nor have we actually done much of the stuff the so-called ‘watermelons’ have been shrieking at us to do. Not even a bit. Yet, today, I glimpsed a new weapon! A powerful weapon which has the power to make all these problems managable – if only we will have the perseverence to consistently apply it!
What is this wonderous weapon? How can we wield it? It is nothing less than humour!
The words “Stop global warming now“a ppeared on the TV screen, then faded. Now the word “or” came and went, with a circle materializing about it. “Or all the …(name of a chocolate confection)… will melt!” as the circle resolved itself into a magnificent, mouthwatering peanut-butter cup! And just to drive the point home, it shimmered, as if ready to melt. Yuuuuum!
How shall this solve the problem of ‘Global Warming’, ‘ACC’ and ‘the Greenhouse Effect’? The best way possible.
As I identified them earlier, these are all man-made problems. Not natural ones, not environmental ones, even though they are global in their impact. These things are a successful cross between a marketing campaign, a socialist income re-distribution scheme and a full blown cult. And the only science contained within them has been taken out of context, twisted and perverted!
This manipulative watermelon chiamera has bullied scientists, hijacked political debates and intimidated journalists for years now. But they have a real problem: it is becoming more and more difficult to dismiss the 10 years of temperatures that show no increase, to hush up the indictments of fraud inside the very studies their holy scripture, the IPCC report, is anchored in, and to silence the ever growing number of reputable (non-oil connected) scientists, analysts and thinkers who are pointing out that the Emperor has no clothes.
Since the watermelons’ credibility has been slipping more and more, their hysteria has risen to a new high. If the pun were not so horrible, I might even have said the pitch will soon be high enough to shatter the glass from the greenhouse!
Just as ‘Harry Potter’s’ ‘boggart in the cupboard’ could only be exorcised by the incantation ‘Riddiculus!’, so these militant activists can best be stopped by frequent and consciencious application of humour. Because all the busybodies and ‘bannies‘ who are righteously bullying ‘the human herd’ – whatever stripe or denomination they take – cannot abide being laughed at.
So, let’s let laughter be our medicine!