Sorry, my imagination is running low right now….so, please, insert the most outrageous blasphemies here in order to be offended!
Examples:
- Buddha was a lazy bum who abandoned his duties in order to sit around in caves. He was the first welfare bum.
- The Christian god had to rape his own mother in order to make her pregnant – with himself…
- Muhammed was a psychopathic pedophile.
- Odin was really Thor’s bitch.
- Aries had an inferiority complex with respect to Athena.
- Gaia is Skydaddy’s slut.
- Jahweh likes bacon.
Miscallaneous: all your gods are belong to us!
Xanthippa's Chamberpot 