Happy Blasphemy Day!

Sorry, my imagination is running low right now….so, please, insert the most outrageous blasphemies here in order to be offended!


  • Buddha was a lazy bum who abandoned his duties in order to sit around in caves.  He was the first welfare bum.
  • The Christian god had to rape his own mother in order to make her pregnant – with himself…
  • Muhammed was a psychopathic pedophile.
  • Odin was really Thor’s bitch.
  • Aries had an inferiority complex with respect to Athena.
  • Gaia is Skydaddy’s slut.
  • Jahweh likes bacon.

Miscallaneous:  all your gods are belong to us!

Happy Blasphemy Day!!!