Sorry, my imagination is running low right now….so, please, insert the most outrageous blasphemies here in order to be offended!
Examples:
- Buddha was a lazy bum who abandoned his duties in order to sit around in caves. He was the first welfare bum.
- The Christian god had to rape his own mother in order to make her pregnant – with himself…
- Muhammed was a psychopathic pedophile.
- Odin was really Thor’s bitch.
- Aries had an inferiority complex with respect to Athena.
- Gaia is Skydaddy’s slut.
- Jahweh likes bacon.
Miscallaneous: all your gods are belong to us!
September 30, 2012 at 14:15
Ok, I have one.
Jesus was not white, he did not have blonde hair and he did not have blue eyes. And his name was not even Jesus. All of those things are western constructs.