Tuesday’s joke

Shamelessly lifted from reddit:

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, when he hears a bell ring.  He jumps up shouting “oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!”

Another one-liner:

One hundred thousand Pascals go into a bar.  (Conversion complete)

And talking about Pascals:

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.  It is Einstein’s turn to count.

As Einstein starts counting, Pascal runs to hide.  But, Newton very calmly picks up a stick and scratches a perfect square, 1 meter per side, in the dirt – and then stands in the middle of the meter square.

Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, turns around, sees Newton standing there and calls out:  ‘Pascal, I’ve found you!”