Lifted shamelessly from reddit:
Two cats, name One-two-three and Un-deux-trois are racing across a river.
Why will cat One-two-three win?
Because the Un-deux-trois cat sank….
Hint: say it out loud.
Bonus joke:
Why do French cooks make an omelet from only one egg?
Because one egg is un oeuf!
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