Some Billy Connaly

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Politically Correct Lead Story: ‘Dead Bodies – No Live Coverage’

Did you know that the ‘This Is Not Reality Show‘  has its own news broadcast?  All the news fit for you to hear:

More from Isadora O’Hara and ‘The Nicies’  coming soon…

Zero Tolerance: Introducing Sara Jamieson and the ‘PC’ Express

Part of ‘The This Is Not Reality Show’:

I hope Sara will make regular appearances – I hear she is becoming worried about all the ‘bad’ books, still on the library shelves, next.

 

I soooo need a raven!

 

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My friend Elsa was told by some New Agers:

New Age Truth #1: You are where you are meant to be.
New Age Truth #2: Everything happens for a reason.
New Age Truth #3: You have chosen everything that happens to you.

These things were told her as ‘truths’ and, as an intelligent, thinking person, she found them, well, for lack of a softer yet sufficient term, idiotic.  They inspired this installment of “The This Is Not Reality’ show (remember the ‘Nicies’?), the ‘High Priestess':

 

 

‘THE NICIES': NO, NO, NO Islamophobia. Meditation. Staying Positive.

I hope that ‘The Nicies’ will have more episodes to come on the ‘This is Not Reality Show’

 

You might as well laugh as cry…

So, Obama, worried about all the wars America is involved in, goes to a fortune teller and asks her what the world will be like in 2020.

The fortune teller lays out her tarot cards and spends some time studying them, adding a card here and there, then finally looks up and says:

“Truth and Democracy shall be victorious!”

“Oh, that’s a relief!” says Obama as he breathes a sigh of relief.  After a moment of reflection, he asks:

“And how much will a Big Mac cost in New York?”

Without flinching, the fortuneteller replies:   “One Rouble.”

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