Xanthippa's Chamberpot

So, Obama, worried about all the wars America is involved in, goes to a fortune teller and asks her what the world will be like in 2020.

The fortune teller lays out her tarot cards and spends some time studying them, adding a card here and there, then finally looks up and says:

“Truth and Democracy shall be victorious!”

“Oh, that’s a relief!” says Obama as he breathes a sigh of relief.  After a moment of reflection, he asks:

“And how much will a Big Mac cost in New York?”

Without flinching, the fortuneteller replies:   “One Rouble.”