This goes back a decade or so, but, for a while, I was the President of the Zionist Limerick League.
It was not a huge movement, but, for a bit, I headed it (yes, please, all the jokes as to lack of better candidates are correct, but I hope they will also be witty, because limerick league and all).
Here is my contribution that got me elected as president:
There once was a lady in Tel Aviv
Who liked to wear her hair in a weave.
To Islam she objected
The hijab she rejected
And now the UN says she must leave.
Yes, poor poetry – but to the point politically.
Please, do contribute your best Zionist limericks here!
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