Xanthippa's Chamberpot

Shamelessly lifted from reddit:

Franz was a young man and not very happy with his poor life in poverty. Once a tiny little fairy appeared to him and said: “You’re struggeling and not enjoying your life in actuality? Name three wishes of yours and they should become reality!”

Therefore Franz was excited, well, he didn’t actually believe in fairies: “Nothing to lose, why not give it a try?”, he though.

“I want to be a prince”, he wished, the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof – Franz had becoma a Prince, dressed in a white waistcoat buttoned at the side.

“Wow that actually works!” he yelled at the fairy which replied confident: “of course it does”.

“Well as for my second wish”, Franz continued, “I want to live in a palace; nothing less deserves a prince.” Again the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof – the last word of Franz’s sentence echoed from the walls of the wide castles halls in which they suddenly stood.

Franz was stunned and nearly couldn’t await his third wish: “I want a beatuifull duchess as my wife. Then my life is glamurous and perfect” The fairy waved her magic wand for the third time and – poof – nothing visually appeared but a voice shouted from the castles bathroom:

“Franz, are you fooling arounda gain? Go hurry or we’re late for Sarajevo.”