So many intelligent and constitutionally educated people are writing interesting things about the current situation in Canada. I’m afraid most clever things out there have already been said as everyone tries to find a solution to Canada’s constitutional puzzle.
Therefore, I thought I’d let everyone warm their cranium’s up with this fun and whimsical puzzle (along the lines of Einstein’s famous brain teaser). Before they tackle the REAL puzzle, that is. This one is just a fun, made up one.
My version involves 5 politicians (any resemblance to real-life politicians is purely co-incidental): Solid Steven, Fishy Gilles, Mindless May, Selfish Jack and Insecure Steph. Each one of them has their own highest priority, has or is in control of different things, the Media (MSM) have a variety of attitudes towards them, each one is doing something different right now and each one deserves something else. (I hope the colour coding helps – politics can be a confusing place!)
- Solid Steven is not afraid of looking bad in history books, nor is he barely noted by the Media.
- Fishy Gilles controls the balance of power.
- The Media protects Insecure Steph, but does not hate Mindless May.
- The person who is working hard to save our country is the same one whose hightest priority is the welfare of our country.
- Selfish Jack deserves contempt.
- The Media barely notes two of these people. And, two of these people’s highest priority is power. Yet only one of them falls into both these categories.
- The politician whom the Media indulges deserves contempt.
- The one who is in control of facts, knowledge and leadership skills deserves respect.
- Unlike Insecure Steph, the person who controls more liberal votes than Insecure Steph is barely noted by the Media.
- True to his name, Selfish Jack, along with Mindless May has power as his highest priority.
- Solid Steven is the only one to have facts, knowledge and leadership skills.
- The person who is laughing now actually deserves a grudging acknowledgement of a political game played to his best advantage.
- The person most deserving of defenestration has not ooking bad in history books as his highest priority.
- The person holding the balance of power is laughing all the way to his separatist-loving province.
- The person who reminds us of Insecure Steph’s past sins deserves nothing.
- The Media barely notes the person whose highest priority is the breakup of our country while it hates the person who is working hard to save our country.
- Despite the fact that the person who is trying really hard now not to look like a complete fool (the ‘not’ is debatable), deserves defenestration.
- The person who controls dogmatic left-wingers – and not a leaderless, fragmented party frought with fraud – is just doning some shameless power grabbing.
So, WHO HAS THE WELFARE OF THIS COUNTRY AS THE HIGHEST PRIORITY?!?!?
(I’ll post the answer in a few days and link here to it – not that I’ll have to! This one should be easy to solve!)


‘We SO pwned them!’
October 15, 2008 — xanthippaI am dreading Wednesday morning.
Why?
Because tonight, my kids got to stay up later than ‘New Year’s Eve’, in order to follow our Canadian election coverage. And, tomorrow morning, it will be I who has to drag them out of bed and get them on the school bus – and I am NOT a morning person at the best of times!
But it was worth it!
This Canadian election may have seen the lowest voter turnout in history (58%, if one can rely on the preliminary numbers), but this apathy was NOT descriptive of the atmosphere in our home. We went to vote as a family – with both kids observing and learning. My younger son’s class really got into the mechanics – not the politics (well, not officially, though he did seem to come away with the opinion that the guy who sat beside the lady was the only one with the wrong ideas during the debate) – of the election, and he was eager to see it up close and real. I must admit his enthusiasm was infectious.
He was aware that his hero, Ezra Levant, supported the Conservatives – that was all the leadership he needed. From the moment the results began to trickle in, he felt sad – the Conservatives were trailing. I explained that Atlantic Canada (especially Newfoundland) was a bastion of Liberals, and that as the results go West (perhaps with the exception of Toronto), we would see the Liberal numbers be overtaken by the Conservative ones.
We went over a graphic example how ‘higher popular vote’ could actually result in ‘fewer seats’, if some ridings were won by a slim minority while others lost by a landslide. And we discussed how having many (5, this time) political parties affects results, and how this can put an incredible amount of power into the hands of the few ‘independant’ candidates who got elected, and who would be wooed in a minority government where they just might hold the few deciding voices!
As the poll results were coming in, the Conservative numbers – both the number of seats and popular vote (and the popular vote seemed more important to him) – were rising. When they both rose above the Liberal ones, there was no holding back!
‘We’re pwning them!’ he called out and started punching the sofa, because he could not hold his excitement in any longer. As the hour got later, and the sofa looked quite defeated, we compromised. He would be allowed to stay up to see the results, as long as he limited himself to punching the air and stopped taking his excitement out on the furniture.
It was during Prime Minister Harper’s victory speech that he finally drifted off to sleep – but not before saying: ‘Mom, we SO pwned them! And our Prime Minister – he’s an Aspie like we are, isn’t he?’
While I am dissapointed that the Conservatives did not win a majority, I never really expected that they would. And with both the Liberal Party and the Green Party (like THEY really count now…still they failed to elect a single member) quite openly plotting the removal of their respective leaders – combined with Mr. Harper’s excellent ability to run a minority governmen (having run THE longest lasting minority government in the history of our lovely country) – I do have to agree with my son: ‘We SO poned them!’
It’s just the process of getting everyone up and off to school/work tomorrow morning that I dread! Perhaps I should try to fall asleep – if only I could get the adrenaline out of my blood stream…
Note: this post has been edited for spelling, as per a reader noticing my error (see comments).